Gauntlet

(via tigerbeatdown)

Bad news, ladies: you’re cunts, too. We’re all cunts, to those guys. We’re either cunts they’re going to fuck, or cunts they used to fuck (SHE WAS A PSYCHO, BRO. SHE GOT ALL MAD JUST BECAUSE I SLEPT WITH A BUNCH OF OTHER GIRLS AND DIDN’T TELL HER ABOUT IT) or cunts they don’t want to fuck, which are the worst cunts of all, of course, because the cunts they don’t want to fuck often scare the shit out of them, due to the fact that those cunts don’t constantly send out signals indicating that it would just be the bestest thing ever if boys such as themselves would honor them with a boner. And this is a survival tactic, for many cunts of the latter category: we’re actually, purposefully, trying to scare those guys off, so that we can determine which ones get freaked out by women who act like people, and maybe eventually end up dating ones who don’t get freaked out, who not only sleep with us and maybe have feelings for us that are of the romantical nature but actually like us, the way you would like a person.