Gauntlet

ARE YOU A JENNIFER OR AN ANGELINA

Do you

1 a) Walk into the room and get talking to a nice woman about her nanny?

b) Walk into the room, check it for interesting men, and leave if there are none?

2 a) Put little braids in your hair for parties?

b) Put on your lowest-cut dress and take off your knickers?

3 a) Love sitting round the kitchen table with girlfriends and bottles of wine?

b) Not do girlfriends, unless they are married to hot men?

4 a) Want a white wedding and a house on the beach?

b) Want a his’n’hers tattoo or matching phials of blood and a gimp dungeon?

5 a) Have a couple of good men friends who you rely on for advice?

b) Have only ex-lovers, who you rely on for sex in-between relationships?

6 a) Think the basis of a lasting relationship is trust and friendship?

b) Think lasting relationships exist only in Disney movies?

7 a) Want to do something to make a difference, like volunteer at a soup kitchen?

b) Think about seducing Obama (though, admittedly, it’s going to be tough)?

Mostly As You are a Jennifer

Mostly Bs You are an Angelina