Consider it thrown down.

"My one great talent lies in making those who wrong me suffer horribly."
- Archilochus, 7th century BC

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Except...

odetonarcissism:

jamiewatson:

And I’m not suggesting you go home with me. Neither of us need to become part of the awkward drink fueled failure that is my love life.

This was clever.